The prophecy is written... Dundee will fall!
They came with the first light of dawn
setting their sights on Dundee
led by the sorcerer Zargothrax
slaying all people he sees
they ride to war on once noble beasts
corrupted by wizard spell
the unicorns used to be good
now they are forced to serve hell
Down from the mountains
and across the river Tay
an army of undead unicorns
are riding into the fray
Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky
chaos and bloodshed while all the people die
in this epic battle begins the final war
tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for
the unicorn invasion of Dundee
The townpeople had little hope
they were not ready for war
fireballs make everybody die
and buildings collapse to the floor
the beautiful princess was raped
and taken prison with cry
Angus McFife swears a mighty oath
"I will make Zargothrax die!"
The forces of darkness
are invading proud Dundee
there must find a hero
to save its destiny
He is the prince of the land of Fife
Noble and true with a heart of steel
Now it is lost vengeance shall be his
Angus McFife is his name
Across the wasteland, I ride upon swift steed
Behind me lies the burning ruins of Dundee
No turning back now, my journey lies ahead
I won't give up until the sorcerer is dead
A raging hero with a destiny of steel
With glory overcomes a mighty quest concealed
He is the prince of the land of Fife
Noble and true with a heart of steel
Now it is lost vengeance shall be his
Angus McFife is his name
In ancient castle, frozen for all time
Inside the dungeons my beloved waits to die
Ride fast for vengeance, but I must find a way
The force of unicorns makes Zargothrax fight great
Power of the sorcerer to great to be controlloed
Glenrothes trees will heal the torment in my soul
He is the prince of the land of Fife
Noble and true with a heart of steel
Now it is lost vengeance shall be his
Angus McFife is his name
Ride! To the farway mountains
Fight! Many goblins and trolls
Quest! For the hammer of glory
The snow keeps on falling
as I ride to the north
I set out on a journey so far
have been on my way thenceforth
my armour and weapons
now covered with ice
many battle have they seen
but onwards I must strive
To defeat the foes of Dundee
I must have a weapon of ultimate steel
Ride! To the farway mountains
Fight! Many goblins and trolls
Quest! For the hammer of glory
to wield the power to slay all your foes
My mission is simple
my purpose is clear
in a cave on a mountain up high
there lies a mystical shrine
if a warrior quests there
with a heart pure of steel
the gods will grant unto him
a weapon that shall be revealed
The Hammer of Glory it's called
passed down by heroes from centuries old
The shrine lies before me now
the hammer in sight
I raise it up to the heavens above
and I hail the king
Riding my steel into faraway lands
searching for dragon to claim back the throne
into the forests of deepest Strathclyde
where time no centurieshas been foretold
A mighty warrior
questing to valleys unknown
A village of wizards revealed my the way
they saw it by searching a magical ball
enchanted chamber with mirror and fire
defeat it and dragon would be the reward
the be the chosen one
a hero must rise to the rest
Demon attacked me but then it was slain
the dragon appeared and a battle was fight
I spoke from the words of a powerful scroll
and magical dragon became now allied
Mighty and glorios
he flies through the emerald skies
Magic dragon
casting a spell on the mountains
covering wizards in gloryv
flying through majestic skies
searching for mighty powers
to defeat ultimate evil
ride on the wings of a dragon
flying through majestic skies
questing for the steel
Sometimes I seem to drown in woe
but there is a hope
glooming inside my heart alone
when I think of you
remembering bygone days
and your silvery laugh
it will not resound again
caught in a shroud of ice
But I will not cease
seeking for you
Frozen princess in this land of fears
your mighty kingdom has fallen
i see the glitter of your silent tears
afar int he wuthering dark
Every night I feel you're near
vivid memories
they dance within my reach
and still are so far from here
your angelic grace shall be ablaze
with lights again
my hammer my break the spell
before the last hope dies
My path carries on
seeking for you
My forces conspire
to bring back the warmth of your smile
my heart set on fire
it will burn down your prison of cold
it's burning for you
Now I am mounting dragon, girdled by a golden gleam
to dearch for the last artefact I saw in my dream
a thousand legends twine around the mystery
how to find the periapt that setsthe spellbound free
Power of the universe
will guide me the way
my hammer I hold up high
so I proclaim
Amulet of Justice
your destiny awaits
in a land now reigned in shadow
by a wizard full of hate
i will ride across the highland
i will sail across the seas
the one and only hope for Fife
your mystic legacy
At the bottom of Loch Rannoch there is lying deep below
a necklace made of pure silk, with a gem as white as snow
i dive into the dark to avert calamity
brought by evil wizard over beloved Dundee
Power of the universe
will guide me the way
through worlds man has never seen
lone and arcane
Powers of the universe
have shown me the way
now I have the amulet
the kingdom I'll save
Quest complete!
Far to the east, where the land meets the sea
there lies a majestic town
crail is it's name, shrouded in fame
jewel in Fife's noble crown
here, every day, the warriors train
in the art of epic fights
riding on eagles, questing so true
a legion of powerful knights
Emblazoned 'cross the sky
here the kingdom cry
HAIL! TO CRAIL!
mightiest warriors in the land
HAIL! TO CRAIL!
ready to fight with a sword in hand
fighting battles every day
this is why we say
HAIL! TO CRAIL!
In the battle of Cowdenbeath
their steel did win the day
knights of Crail with banners high
riding hard into the fray
once, in the siege of far-off Dunkeld
defeat of the town was nigh
but then came the knights, the warriors of Crail
and all of their foes did die
They've never lost a fight
so we proclaim tonight
Tell me traveller, do you know what
lurks beneath... Cowdenbeath?
Dundee! Mighty city on the
banks of the silv'ry Tay
your sacrifice will always be
remembered that fateful day
but now that the time has
come to regain our fallen pride
we march to war with an army
of eagles by our side
oh Dundee
Swiftly across the sapphire sky
the magic dragon flies
Angus McFife is atop his back
hear the battlecry!
down below, the knights of Crail
have rallied to the cause
the hammer of glory is their guide
a great majestic force
The final battle has begun
for freedom and Dundee
Oh brave chivistic rainbow
give me strength og angelic might!
Far from the north a hero comes
his armour made from wolf
he heard the call the defend his king
the barbarian warrior of Unst!
now at the side of lord McFife
across the land they ride
he know the way to the cidatel
where Zargothrax must hide
many evils guard the way
the castles has great might
In the epic rage of furious thunder
legends create their tales
when the twilight calls and the dark lord falls
our glory will prevail
The tower is high and mighty
we cannot climb the walls
we must find our way through the secret
tunnels of the dwarves
Through the ancient tunnels, the waariors make way
into a darkened cavern beneath the fortress great
led by a hermit, Relathor his name
the way to the castle his secret to betray
Mighty unicorn, that flies in the sky
touch the universe with your wings and hail the king
Now in the fields of Dunfermline
an epic war is fight
the knights of Crail make evil die
bring glory for the light
meanwhileinside the citadel
McFife has found the way
faceing to face with Zargothrax
and single combat waged
The evil wizard falls to doom
and drowns in liquid ice
In the epic rage of furious thunder
legends create their tales
when the twilight calls and the dark lord falls
our glory will prevail
[Bonus Track]
High in the Cairngorm Mountains
An ancient war still burns
A magical missile shoots and fireball explodes
These are the spells of the wizards
Fighting the demon horde
A secret battle for eternity
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Ancient and powerful keepers of chaos
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Casting their magic over the mountains
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Brewing a potion in the dark tower
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Guardians of time
Far from the past they travelled
In to the future they see
The crystal ball reveals all history
They see the coming battle
Across the galaxy
Where evil and good collide in a final war of steel
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Ancient and powerful keepers of chaos
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Casting their magic over the mountains
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Brewing a potion in the dark tower
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Guardians of time
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Ancient and powerful keepers of chaos
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Casting their magic over the mountains
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Brewing a potion in the dark tower
Wiiiiiizaaaards!
Guardians of time
In the distant future of the year 1992,
War has returned to the galaxy!
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Across the galaxy a new force of evil is rising
Wizards of Chaos fighting the throne of brave king of Dundee
Entwined by mystic spells, they know where the sorcerer hidden
Imprisoned in ice on the planet of knights, the powerful heroes of Crail
Eons of warfare returning
No longer peace will survive
The intergalactic great empire of Fife will die
For the king we will ride
To the dark galactic skies
To defeat the foes
When the Chaos Wizards rise
Now the universe will burn
Evil sorcerer returns
Tragic fate rages tonight
Chaos Wizards rise
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Sanctus dominus
Infernus ad astra
Ten centuries ago brave heroes defeated the wizard
Now Chaos reigns and evil returns to the kingdom of Fife
Wizard cultists rage - on dark wings of steel they are flying
To space they must go, great terror they sow, nothing can stand in their way
The space knights of Crail are defeated
The fortress of Triton is lost
Zargothrax rises once more from his prison of frost
For the king we will ride
Through the dark galactic skies
To defeat the foes
When the Chaos Wizards rise
Now the universe will burn
Evil sorcerer returns
Tragic fate rages tonight
Chaos Wizards rise
[Spoken:]
And lo, after centuries of frozen slumber I am free once more
Cosmic infinity courses through my veins
My body is ablaze with astral charge
The galaxy shall once again tremble before the might of Zargothrax
For the king we will ride
Through the dark galactic skies
To defeat the foes
When the Chaos Wizards rise
Now the universe will burn
Evil sorcerer returns
Tragic fate rages tonight
Chaos Wizards rise
Slashing my way through an army
of goblins on the dark side of the moon
Far overhead lunar dragons are swarming, my hammer will be their doom
Angus McFife the 13th my name, the scion of mighty Dundee
Intergalactic great hero of steel, ruler of the whole galaxy
Wielding this ancestral weapon, the Hammer of Glory its name
The kingdom of Fife will forever proclaim
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of the celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel
Aeons ago the starlords descended Powerful unknown to man
With three epic weapons to safeguard from doom,
concealing them far 'cross the land
Relics of legend, relics of might, forged in a time before time
For thousands of years unfathomed unknown, deep in a mystical shrine
Descendant of ultimate fighter
Now battle a war in the stars
Defending the kingdom from Demons of Mars
Now Zargothrax rises once more
To threaten the force of the light
Assemble the heroes of steel
Prepare for the ultimate fight
I have returned from centuries
of slumber now the universe must burn
I feel the power, yet still I thirst for more,
ancient secrets I must learn
I ride the twilight, in search of cosmic fire
The Goblin King knows my desire
Regis! Kobalos! Cast unholy fire!
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy
Ride on the wings of doom
Grant me the power to fight my foes
And defeat the lords of the moon
This magic crystal is the artifact you
seek to unleash evil from the sky
You must find the portal, the crystal
is the key...all universal life will die!
Deep beneath Dundee, the mighty citadel
There lies a passageway to Hell
1,000 years ago a hero crossed the sea
In search of distant realms to claim his destiny,
The land of Unst was not enough he had to conquer more
Into the west a hero quests, to far American shores!
With his mighty battle axe he slaughtered everything,
Till all of California did call the hero king!
He's The Hollywood Hootsman!
HAIL TO HOOTS!
Mighty proud and standing tall,
A legend to us all!
He's The Hollywood Hootsman!
HE'S THE KING!
Riding from the silver screen,
into the battlefield!
He's the king of California....
HOOTS!
Immortal warrior with armor made from wolf,
His legend proves the centuries with the power of the hoots!
His prowess on the battlefield does show on the stage,
In Hollywood he found his fame, the finest of his age!
The greatest movie star to ever walk the land,
If you ever meet this man I'm sure you'll understand!
He's The Hollywood Hootsman!
HAIL TO HOOTS!
Mighty proud and standing tall,
A legend to us all!
He's The Hollywood Hootsman!
HE'S THE KING!
Riding from the silver screen,
into the battlefield!
He's the king of California....
HOOTS!
Now Angus calls for him to join the epic fight,
Once more these mighty warriors will battle side by side!
He's The Hollywood Hootsman!
HAIL TO HOOTS!
Mighty proud and standing tall,
A legend to us all!
He's The Hollywood Hootsman!
HE'S THE KING!
Riding from the silver screen,
into the battlefield!
He's The Hollywood Hootsman!
HOOTS, HOOTS!
Mighty proud and standing tall,
A legend to us all!
He's The Hollywood Hootsman!
HOOTS, HOOTS!
Riding from the silver screen,
into the battlefield!
He's the king of California....
HOOTS!
There was a time when legends of Crail ran true
All over, their majesty everyone knew
But now in the future, defeated by evil untold
We yearn for the knight from story of old
A hero cannot be defeated
Simply by making him die
Proletius will rise
A hologram hero will fight
Victorious eagle warfare
So glorious, riding high up in the sky
Victorious eagle warfare
Brave warriors questing hard until they die
With nothing above but the heavens above
Guiding us on through the war
Eagle force
Inside the chamber of cryogenetical fire
A magical wizard is doing a spell
Powered by robots, a hologram coming to life
To stand at the side of the king of Fife
The galaxy knights are rising
Reborn from the ashes of Crail
A force for the light
To whom we eternally hail
Victorious eagle warfare
So glorious, riding high up in the sky
Victorious eagle warfare
Brave warriors questing hard until they die
With nothing above but the heavens above
Guiding us on through the war
Eagle force
[Spoken:]
Mighty warriors of the galaxy
You have proven yourselves to be mighty indeed
Now, who of you will join me in my Space Knights of Crail?
Victorious eagle warfare
So glorious, riding high up in the sky
Victorious eagle warfare
Brave warriors questing hard until they die
With nothing above but the heavens above
Fight against power of evil corrupt
Guiding us on through the war
Eagle force
The Questlords of Inverness ride
Far far away, to the ultimate light
Travelling throughout the time
The Questlords of Inverness ride
To Galactic Fortress!
They storm the universe in interstellar time
From the town of Inverness beneath the ancient sign
Warriors of power steel who hear galactic cry
Unicorn defenders, unafraid to die
Zargothrax is riding on, with crystal key in hand
Nobody can stop him, bring death across the land
Questlords of Inverness, the time has come to fight
Ride to space battle with brave highland's might
Questlords arise, fight til we die
For the honour, the glory, the pride
Ride on the wind and hail to the king
When the Questlords of Inverness ride
Mighty heroes quest to Mars to fight the demon horde
Undead force of terror, will fall beneath the sword
Raise the flag of Inverness, rally all the troops
Fight for Dundee and the power of Hoots
Unicorn! Show me the way
Lead me to the ultimate fortress
Unicorn! Reveal the truth
Of the ancient crystal galaxy
I wanna set the universe on fire
Feel it burn tonight
Set the universe on fire
There's no end in sight
Bring me to the holy raging power
Where I find my destiny
The universe on fire
You're my guiding light
Carrying the breath on fire within the lungs of steel
Soaring to light the flame forged by cosmic ordeal
Ascending in mighty dragons with metal wings and claw
In a great battle foregone one thousand years ago
Now lead me to the stars
Atomic flame ignite my heart
I wanna set the universe on fire
Feel it burn tonight
Set the universe on fire
There's no end in sight
Bring me to the holy raging power
Where I find my destiny
The universe on fire
You're my guiding light
Gliding across the sun to soak up all its might
Charging my solar gun and prepare for epic fight
Questing through nebulas in search for crystal stone
That gives me the overdose of force to claim space throne
It is time, take up your arms
Nova bombs and plasma guns
I wanna set the universe on fire
Feel it burn tonight
Set the universe on fire
There's no end in sight
Bring me to the holy raging power
Where I find my destiny
The universe on fire
You're my guiding light
Set me on fire
I wanna set the universe on fire
Feel it burn tonight
Set the universe on fire
There's no end in sight
Bring me to the holy raging power
Where I find my destiny
The universe on fire
You're my guiding light
You're my guiding light
You're my guiding light
[Spoken:]
As word spread of the demon
army invasion that was threatening Mars, mighty warriors of the
entire galaxy began to assemble in preparation to fight for the
power of the cosmic justice. Crystalline darkness was falling upon
the hearts of the assembled host. After a thousand years of peace,
the Intergalactic Space Empire of Fife was about to once again
plunge into a bloody war,
standing behind the banner of Angus McFife XIII.
Riding his ancestral laserdragon,
the brave prince of Dundee stood before his proud legions and
raised the Hammer of Glory to the heavens.
Fly! On gigantic dragons made out of steel.
Strike! With the Hammer of Glory, we will prevail
Kill! Our cosmical enemies with full force, blasting forth without remorse
Rage! With bold supersonic velocity
Trust! In our lasers to storm 'cross the galaxy
Die! For the universe that we are fighting for, to win the war, forevermore
For Dunkeld and Cowdenbeath, an epic war is fight
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee,
We are riding forth to free our galaxy
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee,
We are heroes, legends we will be!
Fear! Our troll mass destruction artillery.
Hear! Our battlecry echoing through the sphere
Ride! On the back of the dragons,
we're standing proud, wrath unbound,
we hold our ground
For Crail and for Aberdeen, an epic war is fight
We passed primordial black holes
Fought goblins and trolls on faraway stars
Together we dashed through infinity for honour and glory
From Neptune to Mars to Mercury
To bring it all to an end, to make our final stand
In unity we rise, we will ascend to realms we must protect
Mighty hammer connects
The force to annihilate Zargothrax
Yes, mighty warriors! In the name of cosmic justice we ride.
Glory will prevail this day...hail to the King of Dundee!
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee,
Now the time has come that we'll make history
We are heroes, heroes of Dundee,
We are heroes, legends we will be!
[Spoken:]
And lo, led by the valiant hero Angus McFife XIII
The forces of justice assembled their armies in the skies above Mars
In preparation for the epic battle against the demon horde
But on planet Earth, a far more sinister machination was afoot
In the dwarven caverns beneath the mighty citadel of Dundee
The evil wizard Zargothrax began to recite the dread incantation
Which would unlock the Chaos Portal to the galactic nexus
As foretold in the dark prophecy of Anstruther countless centuries ago
As he placed the goblin king's crystal key into the altar before him
Ancient runes began to glow on the surface of the portal
Soon the gateway would open and the elder god Korviliath
Of the eighteenth hell dimension would be unleashed onto the galaxy
The countdown to universal annihilation had begun
Warriors of planet Earth, hear my raging cry
For mighty Dundee, the demons will die
[Spoken:]
Yes, battle cruisers
To space we'll go
Discover new worlds
And conquer galaxies
Across the skies of Mars, the demon wars begin
Trust in your sword, this battle we'll win
The space knights of Crail are first to the fight
Clashing with lasers and power of might
Fly high through apocalypse skies
Fight for the world we must save
Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
Chaos will triumph this day
Apocalypse 1992
At the speed of light the dwarven king arrives
With crystal laser battleaxe into the fight he rides
[Spoken:]
Pathetic dwarves
You are no match for my demon hordes
Let battle commence
It's the rage, the cosmic rage
The cosmic rage of astral dwarves from Aberdeen
From their mines they will arise and fight
The rage of the dwarves is tonight
It's the rage, the cosmic rage
The cosmic rage of astral dwarves from Aberdeen
From their mines they will arise and fight
The rage of the dwarves is tonight
My ancestral demon army
Will ride a cosmic sphere
And liberate the multiverse
From slavery and fear
With the power of the crystal
From an ancient galaxy
The force of evil will prevail
It is my destiny
Fly high through apocalypse skies
Fight for the world we must save
Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
Chaos will triumph this day
Fly high through apocalypse skies
Fight for the world we must save
Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
Chaos will triumph this day
Apocalypse 1992
From the caves beneath Dundee
Ancient hermit arrives
A messenger to the war in the stars
Korviliath is nigh
Deep inside the Hootsman there lies a secret heart
Barbarian is a cyborg powered by a neutron star
For centuries immortal he will quest in time and space
But now he must make sacrifice to save the human race
The only way to save the galaxy
Is to destroy planet Earth and Aberdeen
Faster than a laser bullet
Hootsman flies to Fife
He detonates his neutron
Destroys all human life
Fly high through apocalypse skies
Fight for the world we must save
Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
Chaos will triumph this day
Fly high through apocalypse skies
Fight for the world we must save
Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain
Chaos will triumph this day
Apocalypse
[Spoken:]
With a thunderous implosion the Earth was vaporised
Tearing a dimensional rift in the heavens
Using his last chance of power
Zargothrax plunged through the space portal
Vanishing into another reality
And so Angus McFife XIII followed him into the wormhole
For the eternal glory of Dundee
Sanctus!
Dominus!
[Instrumental]